sexytalkforsexytime:

Text reads: “Would you like to sample my eggnog?”
Day #1 of the Twelve Days of Sexytalk for Christmastime!
insanity-and-vanity:

Me
This dog looks either scared as hell or happy and about to explode?
insanity-and-vanity:

Me
LOL. These are almost as bad as their stupid commercials!
I love her!
………..I never want to catch cold….EVER.